" lightning rods "

 [ "Lightning rod" ]

1: While barefoot, drag your feet through thick carpet, and then touch the tip of your erect penis to the vaginal lips of your partner, creating a static shock.

  * e.g.,  ... I gave this chick the lightning rod by accident and she freaked out. 

 [ "Lightning Rod" ]

1: Somebody who takes the heat for everybody else. A scapegoat; a boogeyman.

  * e.g.,  ... Portnoy: “Some would say you’re the lightning rod. Would you agree?” 

 [ "lightning rod" ]

1: During long road trips, you may come across (or rather, they'll come across you) a lightning rod. It is basically a car which has one goal on the highway... to keep in the triple digits MPH. You'll discover them most likely riding your tail if your in the left lane.

  * e.g.,  ... I followed the lightning rod while maintaining a steady 80 MPH until it eventually disappeared. 

 [ "lightning rod" ]

2: The purpose of a lightning rod is to let them go. Chances are, you aren't obeying the speed limit either and, on a long road trip, you'll want to be pushing around 80. Police fundraisers on the side of the highway will catch this guy first. Lightning rods will eventually leave the highway or disappear into the horizon, and ghost cars might creep up on you.

 [ "Lightning Rod" ]

1: When you have a great idea or sudden realization, and it feels as if a lightning bolt just struck the tip of your penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, when I first found out what a threesome was, I got such a lightning rod! 

 [ "Lightning Rod" ]

1: When having sex with your partner from behind, just prior to ejaculation, you taser your partner.

  * e.g.,  ... I gave my girl the lightning rod last night! 

 [ "Lightning rod" ]

1: When a man ejactulates with such force it blows the condom of slapping her in the face creating a large smacking sound.

  * e.g.,  ... Awe man, I lightning rodded last night and my wife started crying it his her so hard. 

 [ "Lightning Rod" ]

1: Jacking off with a hand full of smooshed lightning bugs for lube.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going to give Molly a lightning rod this weekend while we're out camping! 

 [ "Colorado Lightning Rod" ]

1: Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Colorado Lightning Rod tore my dick hole. But the orgasm was amazing. 

 [ "The Norwegian Lightning Rod" ]

1: A move originating in the lower east side of Norwegia meaning to remove the penis from a women/mans anus and while the shitter is still opened taking a piss into the conerging butthole.

  * e.g.,  ... The Norwegian Lightning Rod is actually illegal in Norwegia but still pretty common in poverty stricken places in the country. 

 [ "Mexican Lightning Rod" ]

1:  Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget. 

 [ "Mexican Lightning Rod" ]

2:  Have them perform oral sex.

 [ "Mexican Lightning Rod" ]

3:  At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.